Fashion, Or Lack Thereof

hi everyone, well by now people have probably stopped talking about Ricky Gervais and

his hosting the Golden Globes.  It WAS funny, right?

but, please forgive me, I do not think I have EVER in all my years seen such a

collection of UGLY gowns on the stars.

seriously!

from Selma Hayek's bosom's up to her chin

Scarlette J duct taped bodice

JLo's gift-wrapped Valentino

Kerry Washington's bondage outfit

Gwenyth Paltrow's "see-thru" outfit (worst of all!)

WHO is dressing these women?

or do THEY THEMSELVES choose the outfits?

I emailed Rachel Zoe asking her to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go back to

"styling the stars" ASAP

Pryanka's dress, styled by Mimi Cuttrell, was too tight for her.

Mimi also styles the Hadid sisters, but they are TALL & 

THIN THIN THIN,

 & Pryanka cannot wear the SAME styles they can.

Jennifer Anniston's dress was fine, but HER HAIR !!!  I realize her hair is like her signature but, for God's sake, can we see it styled differently every now and then?

Her Rachel-Hair was beautiful, but the tossled mess is not.

And, she is no longer the ingenue, is she?

Cate Blanchett ALWAYS looks beyond perfect, 

but this time the dress

eclipsed HER.  I did not like the bandage top, she is too elegant for that look,

and a less complicated bodice would have made the beautiful sleeve treatment look

like the angel wings they were meant to be.

Taylor Swift in the huge DAISY print outfit .  NO !   

For a garden party or later in the season

but in JANUARY !!!

However.

I'm not a designer of couture, nor am I a TV or Movie Star, nor am I YOUNG.

But, I think my critique is valid, still.

I am thrilled BRAD PITT won the award for 

Best Supporting Actor.  

That movie was SO over-the-top, 

the character he played had many facets, from side-kick, friend,

mentor, servant, stunt-double, to fierce and vengeful opponent, that he should have won.

He WAS awesome.

Onward & Upward, my friends

life is a cabaret.....